Name: SPROUT
Date of Birth: 13/12/80
Marital Status: SINGLE AGAIN
Position: WING
Occupation: WINDOW CLEANER
Nickname: SPROUT
Hobbies / Interests: TRANSPORTING LADDERS
Biggest Influence: FAG  
Most Memorable Rugby Moment: CATCHING THE BALL
Rugby Honours / Previous Clubs: ABERCYNON
Ambition Within Rugby: TO CATCH THE BALL AGAIN  
Most Admired Rugby Player: FAG  
Favourite Film: CONFESSIONS OF THE WINDOW CLEANER
Favourite Actor / Actress NORMAN WISDOM  
Favourite Food: SPROUTS  
Favourite Drink: SQUASH  
Favourite Saying: F£%K THE LADDERS