| Name: | MARK "SMILER" BRENNAN |
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| Date of Birth: | A LONG TIME AGO | |
| Marital Status: | MARRIED | |
| Position: | SECOND ROW | |
| Occupation: | BABYSITTER AND HOUSE HUSBAND | |
| Nickname / Alias: | GRUMPY, SQUARE HEAD, NAAN BREAD, EL CAPITANO. | |
| Hobbies: | MOANING | |
| Most Admired Player: | LUKE BRENNAN | |
| Most Memorable Rugby Moment: | PLAYING WITH HARVEY | |
| Rugby Honours: | PLAYING WITH DJ | |
| Favourite TV Programme: | ONE FOOT IN THE GRAVE | |
| Favourite Film: | MRS DOUBTFIRE | |
| Favourite Actor / Actress | RICHARD WILSON | |
| Favourite Book: | 101 POSITIVE QUOTES | |
| Favourite Music: | HARD CORE YOU KNOW THE SCORE | |
| Favourite Food: | CHICKEN AND BLACKBEAN SAUCE | |
| Favourite Drink: | TEA | |
| Favourite Saying: | F%&K OFF. | |
| Ideal Dinner Guest (s): | ||