Name: Neil Parfitt
Date of Birth: 26 July 1980
Marital Status: Single (for life)
Position: Prop
Occupation: Housing Officer
Nickname: Parfster, Parfay, Nell, Jo Brand, Ruff
Hobbies / Interests: Rugby, Cinema, Training and Wrestling
Biggest Influence: The life and works of Shi-Ko-Pyeoun  
Most Memorable Rugby Moment: Smico snapping his collar-bone, Breaking my ribs, Western Mail Best team of the month award, Toronto 2006
Rugby Honours / Previous Clubs: Youth Mid District winners Medal, Capped by Dorest Barbarians, Club Captain Poole RFC
Ambition Within Rugby: To play for Wales, to turn Pro  
Most Admired Rugby Player: Deadbeat, Jim Scarlett Oz du Randt and Dai Young  
Favourite Film: Anchorman, Old School, Stand by me, Police Academy, Fresh Meat12 and Raging Bull  
Favourite Actor / Actress Will Farrell and Queen Latifah  
Favourite Food: Surf 'n' Turf, Chips and Gravy and Double Decker  
Favourite Drink: Magners / USN Diet Fuel  
Favourite Saying: 'Chicken Kiev, chips, beans an a fried egg'